Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Randomize
