the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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