The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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