either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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