like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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