32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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