fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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