What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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