gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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