Porn is love you can see.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
