This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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