when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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