What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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