Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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