Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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