Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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