Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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