he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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