you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
