But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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