How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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