I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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