i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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