at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
We have so much sex to catch up on
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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