we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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