she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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