Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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