i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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