I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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