How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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