normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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