Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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