what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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