sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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