I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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