never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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