We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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