He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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