D3 body, D1 cock
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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