maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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