I smell stomach acid.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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