8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
okay pat passed out under dana's car
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
