Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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