when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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