16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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