..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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