So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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