your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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