listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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