Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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