Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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