I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
