he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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