I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
tell me about the eggs
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