My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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