The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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