you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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