You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
babies were throwing up all over the place
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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